(pictured above: "sexy senior"; fat broad)
Let's be honest: with the advent of the Internet, old people are no longer being used as a resource for their grandkids' book reports which reduces their role in the world to 1) saying hilariously off-color remarks in comedy movies and 2) walking slowly in front of everyone on the planet.
This has been the arrangement worked out among me, the old people I stuff into toilets, and God. Then, a video on CNN.com sullied the whole deal. Apparently, a woman has started a fashion show for "sexy seniors" in which old people -- 77-86 years old -- strut their stuff on a catwalk that is apparently made from toilet paper (see photo above).
There's a utility in that: if the old person passes, the organizers can simply wrap them up in the catwalk paper and toss them into the morgue.
Free Pants thinks this is a capital idea and has received still photos of the event that have not been broadcast. Take a look.
# 1. "Sexy Senior" Emma
sexy blouse, black skirt
Perfect Outfit For:
1. Wandering aimlessly in the mall
2. Falling down for no reason
# 2. "Sexy Senior" Angela
: See-through Hospital Nightie
Accessories: earrings, dialysis machine
Perfect outfit for:
1. Meeting the mortician
# 3. "Sexy Senior" Walter
: Beautiful Navy Blue Suit (inside of coffin)
Perfect outfit for: Cremation