Bios

Conan or Bust is the brainchild of Joe Piccirillo and Pete Jackson.

Joe and Pete became friends during a college internship in Los Angeles. They were filled with the kinds of dreams people have before the weight of the world crushes their spirits – Joe wanted to write comedy for a late night show, specifically Late Night with Conan O’Brien, and Pete wanted to direct feature films.

Long days at their internships were followed by late nights filled with beers and talk of future accomplishments. When the summer ended, Pete and Joe agreed to return to Los Angeles after graduation to pick up where they left off.

And return to LA they did, but as reality and bills set in, a job became just that – a means to an end. Joe fell into an office job. Pete found promising work as a production assistant.

Five years later, Joe moved to Boston with his girlfriend for a respectable job. Pete was happily married and working his way up the industry ladder. Slowly, late night conversations about the future changed into mid-day email exchanges about old projects that never materialized (and links to a video of a guy accidentally yet hilariously getting hit in the groin).

Joe continued to write comedy late at night, scribbling down ideas after having worked a full day, often as the show he wanted to write for played muted behind him. He also landed freelance work for comedy magazines and performed stand-up around the country.

Over time, Joe’s comedy career started taking off. As his responsibilities to his job and his relationship continued to mount, his balancing act became difficult to maintain – something had to give. Joe’s fiancée felt the same way. And so, they parted ways.

Luckily, all the late-night writing had left Joe with a sizable body of work, including a writing packet that was universally praised by comics. The only problem was his lack of a connection. Almost all television shows (even the bad ones) wouldn’t look at unsolicited material; every writing packet submitted had been returned unread.

Meanwhile, Pete stayed in Los Angeles where he carved out a place for himself in the industry. He wasn’t directing movies, but he was a successful producer and online supervisor for a production house. He and his wife bought a house, had a child, and settled into domestic tranquility, but Pete’s wife worried about him. He worked too hard, made too many sacrifices. She wanted him to find a less stressful job that afforded him the time to pursue his own projects, but Pete wouldn’t leave his job unless the right project came along.

In August, Joe visited Pete. After a handful of drinks, the conversation returned to those buried ambitions. Joe still wanted to write for Conan O’Brien. Pete still wanted to make a movie. What if this time they worked together?

The idea is simple: Joe will travel across America, performing his writing packet in clubs, colleges, churches, and bookstores, gathering recommendations from people he meets along the way and sending a new writing packet to the producers of Conan from every city. Pete will film the journey.

Conan or Bust.

Joe Piccirillo Bio

Hi! My name is Alice. I’m 10. I just met Joe Piccirillo in the mall and he asked me to write his bio while he plays with the mannequins in Victoria’s Secret. He told me that he is a Boston-based comic who has performed in Boston, Los Angeles and New York -- he even writes and performs for a weekly show at Mottley’s Comedy Club. He also writes comedy for Life & Style magazine, which I didn’t even think had a comedy section!

Before giving me back my insulin, Joe told me that his writing has been featured in Details magazine. He also used to be a writer for ruckus.com, a site that once produced original, funny content for college kids but now sells slacks. He seems like a funny guy – he just pushed a fat kid down the "up" escalator, and he can’t stop laughing. Anyway, my parents are rushing me away from the mall for some reason. xoxo

Pete Jackson Bio

People say that our country has lost its moral center. Well, those people have never met Pete Jackson. Pete spent his teenage years as model citizen – he was an Eagle Scout, lifeguard and National Honor Society member. After graduating at the top of his college class, Pete decided to pursue a life in the entertainment industry. Over the past 12 years, Pete has produced numerous films and TV segments. He has also worked on marketing campaigns for some of the highest-grossing movies of all time (all while raising a wonderful son with his beautiful wife). He just recently discovered there was another Hollywood director who shares his name. To avoid confusion, Pete has already submitted a request for that director to change his name.

Q: Every time I search for porn, this site shows up. Why is this not porn?
A: Sorry to disappoint you. We know. Some web service tells us that 87% of the people who end up here after searching for porn return to our site for another look. That means that either the site is really funny or their standards for porn are really low.
Q: Why Conan?
A: I’ve always liked the late-night format – you write jokes for one day and move on – but I loved his show’s sensibility since its debut: wacky but smart; edgy but not offensive.
Q: Why should I care?
A: I don’t know. You don’t have to.
Q: Pete, why are you doing this? It sounds like you have a great life.
A: Pete says, "When my son grows up, I don’t want him to ask me why I didn’t pursue my dreams. I want to be able to say to my son that I took my shot. I want to be an example to him."
Q: Did Pete’s wife really push for this? I don’t believe it.
A: Yes, she supports both of us. She is running part of our PR campaign. So, if this venture fails to attract PR, we will blame her for subconsciously ruining our dreams. Thanks, Pete’s wife.
Q: Why can’t you follow a more traditional path instead of this craziness?
A: Turns out there isn’t one. Shows’ producers only read packets that are sent in by agents. In order to get an agent, you had to have written and received WGA credits for a show. It’s a catch- 22. Everyone says the same thing: find a way to “break in” to the business. This is our way.
Q: This could be very embarrassing.
A: That’s not a question but yes. I’d rather give 100% to something and fail than get drunk every Friday night and complain about my position in life. Actually, after this is over, I plan to do both.
Q: Did you guys quit your jobs?
A: We both took an official “leave of absence” from our jobs. We were lucky enough to have understanding and cool employers.
Q: Are guys just a bunch of rich kids?
A: You can’t see me right now but I’m giving you the finger. Far from it. We both come from middle class families, and we live modestly. We’re cashing in our chips – savings, 401ks, etc. We’re all in (and probably stupid).
Q: You guys are a little old to do this right?
A: Probably, but everyone I know who is supposed to be happy wants to blow their brains out, so I think it’s better to try for a better life than sit around and cry about it. At least that’s what a gym teacher once told me.
Q: Is this some sort of hoax?
A: Nope. Pete and I aren’t secretly working for the show and we don’t turn out to be vampires or ghosts… I hope. We’re just two guys determined to go after what we want.
Q: How can I book Joe for a show?
A: No one asked that question. Our PR rep forced us to put it in. I think you shouldn’t book me to spite her. If you must, contact booking@conanorbust.com. We’ll see if we can squeeze you in.
Q: Seriously, why isn’t this porn?
A: Sorry. Here’s a fix for you: www.freecelebritysexxxtape.com