I think we all can agree that no one likes virgins. They clog up the internet with chats about wizards, poke you in the head with their elaborate Chewbacca costumes on the bus and are usually at the helm of robot-building projects that will most likely cause the downfall of our civilization.
In light of the hoopla surrounding yet another Transformers sequel, a virgin favorite, We uncovered early drafts of the movie that contain transformers which were cut from the final version. Take a look.
# 1.
NAME: Windstorm
TRANSFORMS INTO: Ceiling Fan
POWER: Raises or lowers temperature 2 degrees within an hour.
CATCH PHRASE: "You should have brought a sweater, Decepticons!"
NAME: ATMachine
TRANSFORMS INTO: Coinstar Change Machine
POWER: Easily converts loose change into bills and gift certificates for Autobots.
CATCH PHRASE: "Relax guys. We can use my Borders gift card to buy
Ethan Frome!"
# 3.
TRANSFORMS INTO: Discman that plays
Sting CDs.
POWER: Plays Sting CDs until the enemy (Decepticons/human race) begs for mercy.
CATCH PHRASE: "You will die in fields of gold."
# 4. NAME: Ruxfile
TRANSFORMS INTO: Talking Teddy Ruxpin doll
POWER: Showers Decepticons with love, then takes it away without explanation. Decepticons are so distraught, they become a shell of former self.
CATCH PHRASE: "I don't know why, but it just doesn't feel right anymore."
# 5.
NAME: E-Z Passmatron
TRANSFORMS INTO: New Hampshire Toll Booth
POWER: Foils Decepticons trying to cross state lines without pocket change.
CATCH PHRASE: "I can't put a price on justice, but it's $2.65 to cross this toll bridge."
NAME: UHF
TRANSFORMS INTO: 1945 RCA television that only plays ABC's failed sitcom
Caveman, based on the Geico commercials.
POWER: Can break Autobots spirits with tired cliches involving baby deliveries in elevators and simple misunderstandings regarding sexuality.
CATCH PHRASE: "I will send you back to the stone age... to laugh!"