The soulless execs who ruined great works of literature with blatant product placement have turned their attention to some of the more popular rock songs of the past few decades. We've received a promotional copy in the mail. Take a look.
Original: The Times, They Are A-Changin'
New: Your Tires, They need A-Changin' (sponsored by Goodyear!)
Original: Wish You Were Here
New: Wish We Were at Sears
Original: Papa's Got a Brand New Bag
New: Papa's Got a Brand New Gladlock Bag
Original: Feel like Makin' Love
New: Feel like Wearin' Gloves (Isotoner)
Original: We Built This City on Rock 'n' Roll
New: We Feed Our Family with Swiss Miss Rolls
Original: Light My Fire
New: Rotate My Tires (Meineke)
Original: Whole Lotta Love
New: Whole Lotta Dove
Original: Without or Without You
New: With or Without Charleston Chews
Original: Tangled Up in Blue
New: Tangled Up in Payless Shoes
Original: (I want you to) Show me the Way
New: (I want you to) Show me Ebay
Original: This is the Time (to Remember)
New: This is the Time (to become an NRA Memeber)!*
*This may actually be an improvement.
Original: Peace Train
New: Lease Train (featuring Ford's animated Mr. Opportunity)
Original: Comfortably Numb
New: Comfortably Dumb*
*Go to Bryman Institute and become Comfortably Employed...NOW!